Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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