erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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