Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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