doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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