He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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