It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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