Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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