I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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