So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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