ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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