You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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