I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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