Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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