Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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