She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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