No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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