so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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