I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I have tasted many bathrooms
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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