if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
no, he came in my armpit
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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