she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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