I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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