Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
This girl is more easily done than said...
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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