she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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