its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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