i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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