The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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