I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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