it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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