The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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