If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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