you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Randomize
