party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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