He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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