those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i came on her dog
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Randomize
