it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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