Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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