If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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