My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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