Christians are straight up FREAKS
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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