Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
