Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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