My first STD was from a foam party
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Houston, we have a blender
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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