Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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