Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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