if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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