the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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