I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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