butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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