Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
