plz talk dirty to me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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