he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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