it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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