Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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