i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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