shes about as inviting as chlamydia
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize