so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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